"[Calvinistic tradition] has fashioned and shaped my thinking since I was a teenager."

-- Oliver D. Crisp

#Teenager Quotes #Thinking Quotes #Tradition Quotes

“Why are you constantly escorting me places?â€ I say. â€œIsnâ€™t there a depraved activity youâ€™re supposed to be taking part in? Kicking puppies or spying on girls while they change, or something?”
“After explaining why you're in trouble, ask the creditor if the company would be willing to accept a smaller amount. Start negotiations at about 30% of the total amount due, with the end goal of paying 50%.”

Source : Source: www.nbcnews.com
“I make terrible jokes every time I go into a hospital. I think it's a defence mechanism.”
“The subject matter is autobiographical, it's all to do with hope and memory and sensuality and involvement, really.”
“Somebody will be exhibiting a bunch of bananas in a gallery, and they'll get me on to talk dirty about it.”
“Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.”
“Tradition and heritage are all dead peoples baggage. Stop carrying it. Move forward.”

Source : "Doug Stanhope: Oslo - Burning the Bridge to Nowhere". Comedy, 2011.
“The real goal of the Earth Charter is that it will in fact become like the Ten Commandments.”

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