"The path of my life is strewn with cow pats from the devil's own satanic herd!"

“Quarterbacks have to ask the crowd to quiet down. Pitchers never do.”

Source : Thomas Boswell (1989). “The heart of the order”, Doubleday Books

“A family without prayer is like a house without a roof, open and exposed to all the storms of heaven.”

“Every silver lining has a touch of grey.”

“The highest tribute to the dead is not grief but gratitude.”

“I collect vintage vinyl records.”

“I didn't have a mother; I had a mama. I measure other women by the stature of my mama.”

Source : "Al Green: What I've Learned" by Larry Getlen, www.esquire.com. January 29, 2007.

“During my first term in Congress, I signed a pledge that I will take no more earmarks and I've been faithful to that pledge.”

Source : "Rep. Michele Bachmann Talks Earmarks, Obamacare and Gay Marriage; Sen. Kyl on Debt Talks". "Fox News Sunday With Chris Wallace", www.foxnews.com. June 26, 2011.

“If you wish to strengthen your confidence in God still more, often recall the loving way in which He has acted toward you, and how mercifully He has tried to bring you out of your sinful life, to break your attachment to the things of earth and draw you to His love.”