"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."

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Source : On being challenged to use "horticulture" in a sentence, in John Keats You Might as well Live (1970) p. 46

Dorothy Parker

#Funny Quotes #Women Quotes #Thinking Quotes

“Maybe the raising of millions of dollars of funds for charitable projects has become 'a racket', and the longer they remain in the test-tube stage of development, the longer patronage and job payrollers remain in their soft berths.”
“Don't get upset girl, that's how it goes. I don't love you hoes, I'm out the door.”
“We're all unlucky in love sometimes. When I am, I go jogging. The body loses water when you jog, so you have none left for tears.”

Source : "Fictional character: He Zhiwu, Cop 223". "Chungking Express", www.imdb.com. 1994.
“I feel like a stone you have picked up and thrown to the hard rock bottom of your heart.”

Source : Song: Hard Rock Bottom of Your Heart
“I would love to spend a year living in New York; I've wanted to do that since I was 18. I'll be really disappointed if I'm 50 and haven't done something like that.”
“If we're 15 minutes into a lifeless, redundant, status-based 1:1 and I don't have anything sitting in my back pocket, I'm going to turn it into a performance review.”
“Deceit and lying make me feel vulnerable.”
“We do not ignore maturity. Maturity consists in not losing the past while fully living in the present with a prudent awareness of the possibilities of the future.”

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