"Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time."

-- Erma Bombeck

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“It is better to paint for one minute a day than to think about it for 24 hours a day...”
“In all aspects of life, it's always much funner when you surround yourself with people you enjoy being around.”
“When you're on a boat, it is this tiny little island where you have to be completely self-sufficient.”

Source : "Rocking the Boat". Interview with Emma Brown, www.interviewmagazine.com. October 16, 2013.
“As far as many statistical series that are related to activities of mankind are concerned, the date that divides human history into two equal parts is well within living memory. The world of today is as different from the world I was born in as that world was from Julius Caesar s. I was born in the middle of human history, to date, roughly. Almost as much has happened since I was born as happened before.”
“In abandoning the vagueness of the sketch the artist shows more of his personality by revealing the range but also the limitations of his talent.”
“But the question we should ask ourselves is, who is the next visionary leader of America? How do we have the aspiration and inspire Americans to reach their highest level? We need a president that does so.”

Source : "Interview with Representative Tim Scott". Interview with John King, www.realclearpolitics.com. January 12, 2012.
“Most of us, even if only for two minutes in our lives, have experienced at some time or another an inexplicable and random sense of complete bliss, unrelated to anything that was happening in the outside world.”
“Share your strengths, not your weaknesses.”

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