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“I try to make the majority of my audience laugh. That's my audience. They'll laugh at the dead terrorist.”
Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com. 
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“I do want to direct a movie from horseback one day.”
Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
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“Listen, all creeping things, the bell of transience.”
Source : Issa Kobayashi (1991). “The dumpling field: haiku of Issa”, Swallow Press
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“Occasionally when you’re in that zone, striving to operate at your highest levels, you get consumed. You forget to eat and shower. But that can be a good thing. No one makes money eating or showering.”
Source : FaceBook post by Brandon Steiner from Aug 04, 2014
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“If we save the planet and have a society of inequality, we wouldn't have saved much.”
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“When I awaken in the morning, I am thankful for a new day. I am thankful for everything that I have materially. I am thankful for everything I have spiritually. I thank God for allowing me to experience these things, even the experiences that may not seem so positive, such as developing an illness. I may not understand why I have the illness, but I sense that it is there for a purpose, and so I thank God for it. I ask Him to allow me to expand beyond my narrow-mindedness and self-centeredness so that I can see the good that comes from everything.”
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“If you feel that . . . what you do this year or in the years to come does not make you very famous, take heart. Most of the best people who ever lived weren't very famous either.”
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“High blood pressure, cheeriness at breakfast, a mellowing political philosophy, and an inability to drink more than half a bottle of proof spirits at cocktail time without falling over the fire irons all suggest dark wings hovering overhead and the impending midnight croak of the raven.”
Source : Lucius Morris Beebe (1966). “The Provocative Pen of Lucius Beebe, Esq”
