"Sometimes I am so dry that people don't know I'm kidding and think I'm being serious. I enjoy this because their reactions are often funny."

-- Robert Crais

#Thinking Quotes #People Quotes #Dry Quotes

“When you're young you try to be methodical and philosophical, but reality keeps breaking in.”
“I didn't write my poems because I wanted to, they were wrung from me. I had to write them.”
“To the student I would say, "Life is principally multiple choice, but at the end there's a tough essay question.”
“The best quick tip in golf is to focus on your rhythm and balance.”
“I've surprised myself and made another career change. I had a great time at Google, met lots of interesting people, but I met some folks outside doing something completely outrageous, and after much anguish decided to leave Google.”
“I mean, the first 'Back to the Future' is kind of a perfect script, I think, in terms of handling time travel the best. It depends on your definition. To me, that means it effectively uses it in the story.”
“Pray for intestinal fortitude, work hard, and keep the faith. Oh, and pray for good luck, you're gonna need it.”
“People cited violation of the First Amendment when a New Jersey schoolteacher asserted that evolution and the Big Bang are not scientific and that Noah's ark carried dinosaurs. This case is not about the need to separate church and state; it's about the need to separate ignorant, scientifically illiterate people from the ranks of teachers.”

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