"Life is too short to torture yourself for no reason."

-- Martin Starr

#Life Is Too Short Quotes #Reason Quotes #Torture Quotes

“I kan noght parfitly my Paternoster as the preest it syngeth,But I kan rymes of Robyn Hood and Randolf Erl of Chestre.”

Source : William Langland (2015). “Piers Plowman”, p.59, Booklassic
“I am famous because I am an African American jazz artist.”
“The herald, earth-accredited, of heaven,--which when men hear, they think upon heaven's king, and run the items over of the account to which he is sure to call them.”

Source : James Sheridan Knowles (1856). “Dramatic Works: Caius Gracchus. Virginius. William Tell. Alfred the Great; or, The patriot king. The hunchback. The wife; a tale of Mantua. The beggar of Bethnal Green. The daughter”, p.305
“More people can be great leaders than think they can, but they need a purpose greater than themselves.”
“It all begins with you. If you do not take care of yourself, you will not be strong enough to take care of anything in life.”
“While we're living the dreams we have as children fade away'. Not if you support United!”

Source : Twitter post from May 8, 2011
“You cannot change the stripes of a leopard.”
“On how to make an egg roll: "Roll it nice and tight like a blunt."”

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