"Twitter taught me how to become better at writing jokes because it forces you to chip away at all the extraneous words."

-- Peter Serafinowicz

#Writing Quotes #Taught Quotes #Chips Quotes

“Oh, I'm a ballad queen for sure... I don't dig dance stuff very much but I seem to hit the charts with it. Go figure...”

Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“The cosmetic industry seems to be a wholesale dumping ground for just about every single type of chemical that exists.”
“If the government were obliged to come to the people for money instead of vice-versa, the people would keep government under control and operate their economy satisfactorily with prosperity and peace resulting. The peoples of the nations do not make war. For them peace is the natural and permanent order. Wars are planned and perpetrated by politicians and their diplomats; and the money power of government is the means by which the people are maneuvered into wars.”
“Find friends and not lovers; you will win the game of life.”
“All our interior world is reality, and that, perhaps, more so than our apparent world.”

Source : Marc Chagall, Curt Valentin Gallery (New York), Curt Valentin Gallery (1952). “Marc Chagall, sculpture, ceramics, etchings for the fables of La Fontaine”
“Strictly enforce the scale of "fixed responsibility." The first and foremost level of responsibility is with the individual himself; the second level is the family; then the church; next the community, finally the county, and, in a disaster or emergency, the state. Under no circumstances is the federal government to become involved in public welfare. The Founders felt it would corrupt the government and also the poor. No Constitutional authority exists for the federal government to participate in charity or welfare.”

Source : W. Cleon Skousen “The Making of America”, Verity Publishing
“Cooking is for capturing the taste of the food and then enhancing it, as a composer may take a theme and then delight us with his variations.”
“For you and for me the highest moment, the keenest joy, is not when our minds dominate but when we lose our minds, and you and I both lose it in the same way, through love.”

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