"I'd luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair."

-- Bette Davis

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“There are two big forces at work, external and internal. We have very little control over external forces such as tornadoes, earthquakes, floods, disasters, illness and pain. What really matters is the internal force. How do I respond to those disasters? Over that I have complete control.”
“One of the difficulties in living the lifestyle I lead is that it is hard to get my friends in one place.”
“For all its terrible faults, in one sense America is still the last, best hope of mankind, because it spells out so vividly the kind of happiness that most people actually want, regardless of what they are told they ought to want.”
“If you aren't building a social enterprise, I don't know what your business model will be in 5 years”
“A grandmaster must memorize thousands of chess duels in his head, as these are for him what words of the mother tongue are to the ordinary people and what notes are to a musician.”
“If Carrie Ford wins the National I'll bare my backside to the wind, and let everyone kick it.”

Source : "Voyeurs, berets and Rip Van Winkle - the year in quotes", www.theguardian.com. December 29, 2005.
“Leadership always contains far more down cycles than ups. Lincoln, Jefferson, Washington, Wilson, and both Roosevelts experienced setbacks that would have discouraged (the) less resilient.”
“Tell all the Truth, but tell it slant/Success in Circuit lies...”

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