"Men are pigs. Too bad we own everything."

-- Tim Allen

#Men Quotes #Pigs Quotes #Comedy Quotes

“I have gone insane. I won't be talking with you for a while.”

Source : Jennifer Lynch (2011). “The Secret Diary of Laura Palmer”, p.156, Simon and Schuster
“Nobody should have any illusions. The United States has essentially a one-party system and the ruling party is the business party.”
“I do look in the mirror frequently. But I look past the physical and I feel proud of what I see, because I know where my heart is and the struggles I've been through to be able to stand where I'm standing.”

Source : Source: aalbc.com
“you're just a side dish not the main course!”
“Writers who drew, they all seemed to draw the same way. They managed to keep that childlike creativity in their line.”

Source : Of Edward Lear and James Thurber. Quoted in Neil A Grauer Remember Laughter (1994).
“Forgiveness is a favor we do for ourselves, not a favor we do to the other party.”
“This is a big f...ing deal!”
“There aren't any embarrassing questions â€” just embarrassing answers.”

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