"I travel so much on stories, so I don't take vacation much, but one place I go back to again and again is my ranch."

-- Bill Kurtis

#Vacation Quotes #Stories Quotes

“My mother said to me, 'Why do you have to call yourself a dyke? Why can't you be a nice lesbian?' 'Because I'm not a nice lesbian, I'm a big dyke.'”
“Although spiritual growth puts our wills to the test, after the battle has been won, we recognize that the Lord is the true victor in the struggle.”
“A growing number of respectable scientists are defecting from the evolutionist camp.....moreover, for the most part these "experts" have abandoned Darwinism, not on the basis of religious faith or biblical persuasions, but on strictly scientific grounds, and in some instances, regretfully.”
“The unawakened mind tends to make war against the way things are. To follow a path with heart, we must understand the whole process of making war within ourselves and without, how it begins and how it ends. Warâ€™s roots are in ignorance. Without understanding we can easily become frightened by lifeâ€™s fleeting changes, the inevitable losses, disappointments, the insecurity of our aging and death. Misunderstanding leads us to fight against life, running from pain or grasping at security and pleasures that by their nature can never be satisfying.”
“I buy DVDs. I don't really buy CDs unless they're for other people.”
“They carry back bright to the coiner the mintage of man,The lads that will die in their glory and never be old.”
“Every city has a Donald Trump; ours is just the Trumpiest.”
“If only I had thought of a Kodak! I could have flashed that glimpse of the Under-world in a second, and examined it at leisure.”

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