"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying."

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Oscar Wilde

#Funny Quotes #Clever Quotes #Hipster Quotes

“Someday, when I'm awfully low, and the world is cold, I will feel a glow just thinking of you, and the way you look tonight.”
“We have to figure this out, Jackson, so leash the lust.â€ His chin went up as he stared down at her. â€œWoman, you ask the impossible.â€ â€œDo it anyway!”

Source : Lori Foster (2011). “Savor the Danger”, p.30, HQN Books
“Santa will be showing up with Rudolph the Red-Eyed Reindeer.”
“I have never directed. But I think I could. I have thought about it. I'm a bit long in the tooth to start.”
“The first Halloween was very well made. The second one was also well made, though I didn't like it as well as the first one. The third one had nothing to do with the series at all and perhaps shouldn't have been made at all.”
“The first ingredient in conversation is truth, the next good sense, the third good humor, and the fourth wit.”

Source : Sir William Temple (1720). “The Works of Sir William Temple, Bart. ...: Observations upon the United Provinces of the Netherlands. Miscellanea. Memoirs. The third part. From the peace concluded 1679, to the time of the author's retirement from publick business. Memoirs ... from ... 1672, to 1679”, p.311
“For example, you now look at pictures from 1968, they are hugely misleading in terms of standing in as an absolute image of the time. Because maybe two percent of the people looked the way that we now associate with that time. I was also aware that what I was aiming for is an idealized, utopian version of how people could be together. I found photography to be a very powerful tool because as long as it looks real, it is perceived as real.”
“If you learn something too well, it will get in the way of your perception of reality.”

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