"The police pulled me over and asked me if I have anything illegal in my car. I looked at my cousin and I ran."

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Source : Twitter post from Dec 11, 2013

Felipe Esparza

#Cousin Quotes #Car Quotes #Police Quotes

“I think family movies have gotten so rich in this country.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
“...and deliver me from evil." "Amen.”
“It's the ones who resist that we most want to kiss, wouldn't you say?”
“No two individuals are ever the same. You cannot equate people. You can only create equal opportunity.”
“I am always sort of delightedly surprised when someone recognizes me because as far as I'm concerned, I'm just going to work and getting paid to act, and that alone is fantastic; I forget people watch it, too.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
“God often uses our challenges as stepping stones to the higher purposes of God.”
“Self-love is so monogamous that no one is going to take the trouble to break the affair up for you.”

Source : Arlene Francis (1960). “That Certain Something; the Magic of Charm”
“I'm going to show you the real New York - witty, smart, and international - like any metropolis. Tell me this: where in Europe can you find old Hungary, old Russia, old France, old Italy? In Europe you're trying to copy America, you're almost American. But here you'll find Europeans who immigrated a hundred years ago - and we haven't spoiled them. Oh, Gio! You must see why I love New York. Because the whole world's in New York....”

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