"If stakes and garlic were the top two things that could kill a vampire, ninth grade gym was a close third."

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Source : Heather Brewer (2008). “Ninth Grade Slays #2: The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod”, p.140, Penguin

Heather Brewer

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“We may never know why Joe Ellis fabricated a heroic past. But we know that the life he embellished has deeply diminished the life he'd earned.”
“It's something that was very interesting to me to be a part of and all of them again because of the relationship. Some of the superhero movies are better than others.”
“Average. It was the worst, most disgusting word in the English language. Nothing meaningful or worthwhile ever came from that word.”

Source : Portia de Rossi (2011). “Unbearable Lightness: A Story of Loss and Gain”, p.39, Simon and Schuster
“You know, back in my days, they used Bayer aspirin for contraception. The gals put it between their knees, and it wasn't that costly.”
“I lived with my mother all my life until she died, and I don't really think I knew her, because I was always using her as my mother, if you know what I mean.”

Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“A frisky spirit makes my trombone sing.”
“Where do you put your attention? On fear or love? I wish the choice were made just once and not repeated every moment of the day.”

Source : Sophy Burnham (2011). “For Writers Only: Inspiring Thoughts on the Exquisite Pain and Heady Joy of the Writing Life from Its Great Practitioners”, p.50, Penguin
“Business, like life, is funny. We all go through difficult times, and we all have to face curve balls and challenges, each and every week. And we need to laugh when things are funny. If we take it all too seriously we will go mad.”

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