"The war is really about religion. The war's between Jesus and Muhammad. The Christians say Jesus is the messenger. Muslims say Muhammad is the messenger. Who gives a expletive who the messenger is did you get the message?"

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Source : "Eddie Griffin: Freedom of Speech". Documentary, Comedy, www.imdb.com. 2008.

Eddie Griffin

#Christian Quotes #Jesus Quotes #War Quotes

“You keep waiting for the moral of your life to become obvious, but it never does. Work, work, work: No moral. No plot. No eureka! Just production schedules and days. You might as well be living inside a photocopier. Your lives are all they're ever going to be.”
“The framers of the Constitution realized that . . . there needed to be some guardian of the sober second thought, and so they created the Senate to fulfill that high and vitally important duty.”
“And my only rule being if when I wake in the morning I'm looking forward to the things that I have to do that day, then I'm on the right track.”
“If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call to make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting?”
“No doubt that anarchist ideas are frightening to those in power. People in power can tolerate liberal ideas. They can tolerate ideas that call for reforms, but they cannot tolerate the idea that there will be no state, no central authority. So it is very important for them to ridicule the idea of anarchism to create this impression of anarchism as violent and chaotic. It is useful for them.”
“I'm sick of people imposing cultural references and influences on me, but I'm not sick of people talking about my age.”
“A lifetime isn't nearly long enough to figure out what it's all about.”
“The truth is when I went to graduate school I would've said I was among the least talented of the students, I was certainly the least smart, or less educated. But I worked very hard.”

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