"The key to comedy is commitment - if you're afraid, you shouldn't be a comedian."

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Source : Source: www.interviewmagazine.com

#Commitment Quotes #Keys Quotes #Comedian Quotes

“If you believe Jesus ever had a good word for war or torture or tax cuts for the rich, or raping the earth, or refusing water to dying migrants, then you might as well believe bunnies lay painted eggs.”
“Walk a little slower, Dad Cos I am only small. I'm following in your footsteps, And I don't want to fall. Someday when I'm all grown up. You're what I want to be; Then I will have a little child, Who'll want to follow me. And I would want to lead just right, And know that I was true; So, walk a little slower, Dad, For I must follow you. A very very very Happy Birthday Dad”
“A billion dollars isnt what it used to be.”
“I actually felt calmer and more serene when we got up to the tower that I think I ever have. We had literally done everything we could to prepare.”
“I think the word 'pregnant' is funny.”
“If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?”

Source : Twitter post from Mar 27, 2014
“If it is true that the violin is the most perfect of musical instruments, then Greek is the violin of human thought.”
“When I do my vocal warm-ups everyone calls me the dolphin because I do stupid siren noises.”

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