"It's hard to take over the world when you sleep 20 hours a day."

-- Darby Conley

#Inspirational Quotes #Funny Quotes #Sleep Quotes

“Sacrifices are concerned with the feelings of devotion and longing.”
“An unlocked door means that, occasionally, you might get a devil come in, but a locked door means you have thousands of angels just walk by.”
“I gave up drinking once -- it was the worst afternoon of my entire life.”
“Change happens when people actively participate; lip service is what happens when people don't.”
“The wars of kings were over; the wars of peoples had begun.”
“Nobody ever figures out what life is all about, and it doesn't matter. Explore the world. Nearly everything is really interesting if you go into it deeply enough.”
“She turned to him, her cheeks burning red. â€œWhat is this? Vampire porn?â€ â€œYep.â€ â€œOh, and this is a good one. Muffy the Vampire Layer.”
“When it comes to the president, we have to respect him, we have to protect him, and we have to correct him. And in my career, since he'd been on the national stage at least, I've had - I've always respected the president.”

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