"Adultery - which is the only grounds for divorce in New York - is not grounds for divorce in California. As a matter of fact, adultery in Southern California is grounds for marriage."

-- Allan Sherman

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“GEJ is the only president in recent years who did not allocate a single oil bloc to anybody, not to talk of himself. And these are the areas where you can tell corruption in its true colour. He did not allocate oil bloc to himself, family or friends up till now. He also did not give a single marginal field to himself or anybody else even though he is the only president that comes from the Niger Delta where the oil is coming from.”
“Let's remind ourselves that offering an opportunity for somebody to register to vote at the Department of Motor Vehicles has been required by federal law for decades now. We know it as motor voter. So whether it's motor voter and people registering on paper or online voter registration, we have the protocols in place to keep people who are not eligible to register to vote from registering, whether it's for citizenship status, whether it's for age or any other reason.”

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“Iâ€™m not saying this is an absolute but in a way, if youâ€™re not having kids â€“ who gives a damn? Love who you want. Isnâ€™t that what we say? Gay marriage â€“ love who you want? If itâ€™s your brother or sister itâ€™s super-weird, but if you look at it, youâ€™re not hurting anybody except every single person who freaks out because youâ€™re in love with one another.”
“You just get better with age. You learn yourself and the league. I'm starting to understand more about hitting every year.”
“I decided to find you, throw myself at your feet, and beg you to have mercy on me. Honestly, I'll accept whatever you choose, Kelsey. Just don't ask me to live apart from you again. Because...I can't.”
“All teachers are good for someone. There are some teachers out there who I cannot stand, for whatever reason. I cannot even bear the sound of one teacher's voice. Yet they are wonderful teachers for other people. They just are not for me.”
“If we repealed all the laws of the world marriage would still exist.”
“Look after yourself and each other”

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