"When somebody says itâ€™s not about the money, itâ€™s about the money."

-- H. L. Mencken

“I want to talk about jobs, the economy, foreclosures. I want to talk about energy prices.”
“It's impossible by micro-mutation to form any new species.”
“At the local government level, policies must be championed to increase the number of instructional hours in our schools as well as make the process of admission easier in order to enroll and keep a higher number of students in class.”

Source : "The Global Search for Education: Education Is My Right - India". Interview with C. M. Rubin, www.huffingtonpost.com. January 21, 2015.
“In heaven, you get right through. In hell, they put you on hold.”
“The doctrines contained in the Bible will lift to a superior condition all who observe them; they will impart to them knowledge, wisdom, charity, fill them with compassion and cause them to feel after the wants of those who are in distress.”
“It is of no concern to me if one is rich or poor, healthy or sick, at some time or another life will be pretty difficult for everyone. That is one of the reasons why my figures do not smile.”
“The world is run by C students”
“What police officer would dare ticket Death's minivan?”

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