"At the end of every year, I add up the time that I have spent on the phone on hold and subtract it from my age. I don't count that time as really living. I spend more and more time on hold each year. By the time I die, I'm going to be quite young."

-- Rita Rudner

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“After a cruel childhood, one must reinvent oneself. Then reimagine the world.”
“Fitzgerald coined the phrase the 'Jazz Age,' and now we're living in the Hip-Hop Age.”
“Someone who feels appreciated will always be & do more than expected. This holds true in love & business.”
“All I've ever wanted was to be near you.”
“The why is what makes journalism an adult game. The why is what makes policy coherent and useful. The why is what transforms bureaucrats and foot soldiers and political leaders into viable instruments of rational and affirmative change. The why is everything and without it, the very suggestion of human progress becomes a cosmic joke.”

Source : "The escalating breakdown of urban society across the US" by David Simon, www.theguardian.com. September 5, 2008.
“Everybody has someone in their life that has breast cancer. It touches femininity, motherhood and sexuality and as Barbara Brenner says in the film, "you get to say breast out loud in public." Big corporations know this and market in a particular way knowing that women make most of the buying decisions in a household.”

Source : Source: blogs.indiewire.com
“No pessimist ever discovered the secrets of the stars.”
“One of my most strong memories was studying with Mel Bochner, one of the, I think, high water marks of American conceptual art.”

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