"I never said most of the things I said."

-- Yogi Berra

#Funny Quotes #Witty Quotes #Said Quotes

“The family is an early expedient and in many ways irrational. If the race had developed a special sexless class to be nurses, pedagogues, and slaves, like the workers among ants and bees, then the family would have been unnecessary. Such a division of labor would doubtless have involved evils of its own, but it would have obviated some drags and vexations proper to the family.”
“Modest doubt is called the beacon of the wise.”
“The King walks. He nods. His glance is like God's touch - under it all things spring to life. A wave of his hand and a hundred musicians tear into the Handel, making a sound you've never heard before, and never will again. A sound that goes through you, through flesh and bone, and reorders the very beat of your heart.”
“If you attack the Clintons publicly, make sure all your friends know that you are not planning suicide, that you're not careless when you drive a car.”
“Although I did end up trying out several different fields before committing to acting, I knew in the deepest part of heart that I wanted to be an actress.”
“Women are the bloodthirsty sex," said Ric sadly. "We get the reputation, but it is only because the women stand behind us, and say, Kill it. Squish it.”
“I come from an army background, and everyone at my home has a habit of getting up early. I continue this habit even today.”
“Running is not who I am; it's something I do; it's something I love.”

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