"Someone who responds to "Please don't grope me" with whining and pouting isn't a friend. He's an ***** and a predator."

-- Mallory Ortberg

#Predator Quotes #Pouting Quotes #Whining Quotes

“Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight. Oh, I'm praying that somebody tries to break in here tonight.”
“If you can't save your own life, is it even worth saving?”
“If a mathematician wishes to disparage the work of one of his colleagues, say, A, the most effective method he finds for doing this is to ask where the results can be applied. The hard pressed man, with his back against the wall, finally unearths the researches of another mathematician B as the locus of the application of his own results. If next B is plagued with a similar question, he will refer to another mathematician C. After a few steps of this kind we find ourselves referred back to the researches of A, and in this way the chain closes.”

Source : "Semantics and the Philosophy of Language" edited by L. Linsky, Urbana, (p. 41), 1952.
“I'm a huge fan of John Malkovich and Josh Brolin, and Michael Shannon has got to be one of my favorite actors.”
“I'm kind of an emotional exhibitionist.”
“Dreams can be any size you want them to be. But the important thing is that you have one that is yours.”

Source : Martin Pistorius (2011). “Ghost Boy”, p.110, Simon and Schuster
“If your music is great, you will have fans, not because you have spent time chatting on social media.”
“In The Lost Message of Jesus I claim that penal substitution is tantamount to 'child abuse - a vengeful Father punishing his Son for an offence he has not even committed.' Though the sheer bluntness of this imagery (not original to me of course) might shock some, in truth, it is only a stark 'unmasking' of the violent, pre-Christian thinking behind such a theology.”

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