"It is fatal to let any dog know that he is funny, for he immediately loses his head and starts hamming it up."

-- P. G. Wodehouse

#Funny Quotes #Dog Quotes

“I don't write books for people to be friends with the characters. If you want to find friends, go to a cocktail party.”
“My greatest trials come through those professing to be near and attached friends, who expect things.”
“Ooh, it's too embarrassing to share my innermost romantic secrets - although I have written Danielle the odd poem. If anything they are more comedic than romantic. They used to be well-received but that was before she started studying Shakespeare at drama college. Now I feel so inept.”
“These kids are the future of the National Football League. They're the next generation that will be playing high school football, NCAA football, and some even to the pros.”
“Your faith will help you realize that it is Jesus Himself Who is present in the Blessed Sacrament, waiting for you and calling you to spend one special specific hour with Him each week.”
“Canadian is both harder and easier to explain. Nobody knows what it is even supposed to be, let far-out-alone what it actually is.”

Source : Tesseract Books, Judith Merril (1988). “Tesseracts”
“Collecting records is, for many, beyond a hobby.”
“I think thats what I really liked about Narc: My character has a real operatic range in a way that older movies used to have.”

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