"People don't realize, or maybe they've forgotten, that there was a time in history when standup comedy wasn't something that you had to hide your kids' ears from."

-- Brad Stine

#Kids Quotes #People Quotes #Ears Quotes

“We just bought this house. It's too big. It's like 400,000 square feet, or something. We got an indoor lake and ski slope in the house! It's just too big.”
“Even if I had any money I would rather burn everything I own and not even give them the ashes. They could have the job of picking them up. That's how much I hate the media industry.”

Source : "Pirate Bay defendant: we can't and won't pay" by Jemima Kiss, www.theguardian.com. April 17, 2009.
“I usually think of art as having a measurable content of nourishment, whether factual or emotional or whatever, and I try to make sure that whatever I do has as much nourishment as I can muster.”

Source : Source: therumpus.net
“Commit to loving yourself completely. Itâ€™s the most radical thing you will do in your lifetime.”
“I've been blessed. I grew up and played and worked and created with the Freddie Mercury, the Jimi Hendrix, the Keith Richards, the John Paul Jones of my generation”
“I know nothing about technology.”
“Reader! To whatever visible church, synagogue, or mosque you may belong! See if you do not find more true religion among the host of the excommunicated than among the far greater host who excommunicated them.”

Source : Moses Mendelssohn (2011). “Moses Mendelssohn: Writings on Judaism, Christianity, and the Bible”, p.75, UPNE
“I'm not denying that monopolies are terrible things, but I am denying that it is readily easy to resolve them through legislation of that nature.”

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