"You always hear a headline like this, 'Man Killed By Shark', you never hear it from the other perspective, 'Man Swims in Shark Infested Waters, Forgets He's Shark Food'."

-- Gary Larson

#Men Quotes #Sharks Quotes #Water Quotes

“Happiness is fugitive; dissatisfaction and boredom are real.”

Source : "Emphyrio" by Jack Vance, (Chapter 5), 1969.
“the desire to enforce our own moral and spiritual criteria upon posterity is quite as strong as the desire to enforce them upon contemporaries.”
“I adore Chicago. It is the pulse of America.”
“Who among us has never looked up into the heavens on a starlit night, lost in wonder at the vastness of space and the beauty of the stars?”
“You can measure a programmer's perspective by noting his attitude on the continuing vitality of FORTRAN.”
“The John Birch Society is Communism's greatest ally. With its help we will divide and confuse the American people until they have lost faith in their Government, their nation has ceased to be a major world power, and their country is ripe for revolution.”
“A skeptic is a person who, when he sees the handwriting on the wall, claims it is a forgery.”
“The 'halo effect' is clearly alive and well.”

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