"Mike Walker is the Hemingway of gossip."

-- Howard Stern

#Gossip Quotes #Walkers Quotes

“Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B. C.”
“Why should we try for space travel? It cannot be a substance of any kind that can be expected to pay. It can only be something intangible, not involving haulage, which is at the same time more valuable. There is something like that: Knowledge.”
“Rally points scoring is twenty for the fastest, eighteen for the second fastest, right down to six points for the slowest fastest.”
“The prevalence of suicide, without doubt, is a test of height in civilization; it means that the population is winding up its nervous and intellectual system to the utmost point of tension and that sometimes it snaps.”
“Timothy Batten is an individual of high integrity and has given many years of service to Georgia and to the United States, .. His common sense dedication to the rule of law, intellect and experience make him a solid candidate for the federal bench in North Georgia.”
“Whatever happens... men, women and children have to be prepared to put other people first and thereby create the miracle of the species which is people living together in harmony and putting other people first, before themselves.”
“If people have to tell you how successful they are, they really aren't that successful.”
“Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press? I don't get it.”

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