"Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in."

-- Rita Rudner

#Fall Quotes #Night Quotes #Men Quotes

“I get up early and open my emails, write cheques, and answer the phone; whatever needs to be done.”
“The police can't protect consumers. People need to be more aware and educated about identity theft. You need to be a little bit wiser, a little bit smarter and there's nothing wrong with being skeptical. We live in a time when if you make it easy for someone to steal from you, someone will.”
“Nothing annoys a 'progressive' like refugees from Communism, who give the lie to the Great Socialist Dream.”
“When a belief becomes dominant in American psychological circles one can be sure of one thing: that belief refers to something that no longer exists.”
“Every generation welcomes the pirates from the last.”

Source : Lawrence Lessig “Free Culture”, Lulu.com
“We talk about saving time and killing time when actually we can't do either. We have no choice but to spend it at a constant and flowing rate.”
“They never pay the slaves enough so they can get free, just enough so they can stay alive and come back to work.”
“Iâ€™m an openly gay man playing an omnisexual hero, who is loved on both sides of the Atlantic. How could I not be proud of that?”

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