"Once you take your foot off the gas, your life will elevate."

-- Bridget Everett

“If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.”
“There is no magical reason why I am where I am. And there is absolutely no reason why you can't be where you want to be. If it can happen for me, it can happen for you, too. And it would be a privilege for me to help you get there.”
“It is hard to battle anger, for whatever it wants it pays from the soul.”

Source : Janet Morris, Chris Morris (2010). “The Sacred Band”, p.37, Paradise Publishing
“I don't know what my future holds, but I do know who holds my future.”
“Because all the sick do not recover, therefore medicine is not an art.”
“Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings.”

Source : "Fire In Belltown, USA Destroys Last Bell Factory". Interview with Renee Montagne, www.npr.org. May 31, 2012.
“We experienced similiar fears in the 1880s, at the end of World War I and II. And we ran out in the 1970s.”
“When a planner speaks of implementing goals rationally, he implies that it is possible to demonstrate logically and experimentally the relationship between the proposed means and the ends they are intended to further.”

Source : Alan A. Altshuler (1961). “The process of planning in two American cities”

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