"If you like easygoing, monogamous men, stay away from billionaires."

-- Rita Rudner

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“In traditional Hindu families like ours, men provided and women were provided for. My father was a patriarch and I a pliant daughter. The neighborhood I'd grown up in was homogeneously Hindu, Bengali-speaking, and middle-class. I didn't expect myself to ever disobey or disappoint my father by setting my own goals and taking charge of my future.”
“Marriage should be between a spouse and a spouse, not a gender and a gender.”

Source : "Obama and Gay Marriage: Runaway Bride?". www.newyorker.com. June 30, 2011.
“I begin my day online and end my day online. I like to prepare myself for the next day and have a sense of closure before I go to bed.”
“A wonderful bird is the pelican His bill will hold more than his belican. He can take in his beak Food enough for a week, But I'm damned if I see how the helican.”
“Our [Republicans'] object is to avoid having stupid candidates who can't win general elections, who are undisciplined, can't raise money, aren't putting together the support necessary to win a general election campaign, because this money is too difficult to raise to be spending it on behalf of candidates who have little chance of winning in a general election.”
“Acting can be a really silly thing. It's like playing dress-up.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“The sexiest thing about a women is her health. When you feel good, everyone is attracted to you. But if you look sick, theyâ€™ll steer a wild path around you.”
“It was so hot today I saw a robin dipping his worm in Nestea.It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles.It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, "if you want it your way, cook it yourself.”

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