"Tennis legend Bjorn Borg appeared in a Swedish TV ad urging Swedes to have more sex to solve the country's falling birth rate. America can help. This is a perfect opportunity to name Jesse Jackson ambassador to Sweden."

-- Argus Hamilton

#Country Quotes #Sex Quotes #Fall Quotes

“Don't be too clever for an audience. Make it obvious. Make the subtleties obvious also.”
“Carbon dioxide is natural. It occurs in Earth. It is a part of the regular lifecycle of Earth. In fact, life on planet Earth canâ€™t even exist without carbon dioxide. So necessary is it to human life, to animal life, to plant life, to the oceans, to the vegetation thatâ€™s on the Earth, to the, to the fowl that â€” that flies in the air, we need to have carbon dioxide as part of the fundamental lifecycle of Earth.”
“Love can attain what the intellect cannot fathom.”
“I felt obligated to change music to art, the same way that Galileo proved the Earth was round to the world and that the Sun did not stand still.”
“I've stolen a lot. Let me think about the best thing I've stolen. Stolen a lot of hearts.”
“Since suffering confers no rights on its victims, we who witness are the ones responsible for restoring these lost rights.”
“If you are looking for a friend who is faultless, you will be friendless.”
“Never had much faith in love or miracles, Never wanna put my heart on the line”

Source : Song: Locked Out Of Heaven, Album: Unorthodox Jukebox, 2012

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