"Some people learn comedy, and some people just are comedy."

-- Chris Hardwick

#People Quotes #Comedy Quotes

“How intense could you be? Can you be intense enough to pick this 500Lbs off the floor? Are you intense enough to pick this 700Lbs up? Squat down to the floor and stand back up? So what if your eyes are bloodshot! So what if your bones feel like snapping!Â WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO!”
“I love being gay. I love gay people. I think we're better than other people. I really do. I think we're smarter and more talented and more aware. I do, I totally do. I really do think all of these things. And I try very hard to remember all this.”
“I can never find a movie I want to watch, even though I've got hundreds to choose from.”
“Really? Was that how you quit me?”
“The Lord recently spoke a powerful word to me, 'No more delay!' This word has many applications, which the Lord led me to release as a series of prophetic decrees during Glory of Zionâ€™s recent Head of The Year Conference.”
“This is days and days and months and years and all the minutes in between, just you me.”
“Even though the Koch brothers' businesses put 4.4 million people at risk with pollutants, the Kochs have poured millions into lobbyists' coffers and political contributions to ensure their bottom line stays unchanged by the most basic safety precaution.”
“I feel like when you're an artist and you first come out - people don't want you to be as creative as you could possibly be as a musician. More so they really want you to stick to something.”

Source : Source: bestfan.com

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