"Oh yeah, youâ€™re a regular sage. Shouldnâ€™t you be sitting on a mountain somewhere cultivating a long white beard waiting for knowledge seekers to come to you?â€ â€œHave I mentioned that sarcasm has the potential to be detrimental to the natural beauty of your face?â€ he countered."

-- Jacquelyn Frank

#Sarcasm Quotes #White Quotes #Long Quotes

“You are too arrogant for your own good. I officially de-mate you. Go away. I never want to see you again. Except maybe tonight. Naked. Your place. But after that, no more.”

Source : Katie Macalister (2004). “You Slay Me”, p.218, Penguin
“All Jesus' pictures are falsifications; they cannot be about the real Jesus. This real man must have been totally different, because we know he enjoyed drinking - it is impossible to think of a person who enjoys drinking and not laughing. He enjoyed women - it is difficult to think of a man who enjoys women and not laughing. He was friendly, almost in love, with a prostitute, Mary Magdalene. It is difficult to move with a prostitute - he was not moving with a Catholic monk, not with a priest, not with the Pope... with a prostitute! These were the condemnations against him.”
“Sick kids almost never go to their father's side of the bed to announce they're going to barf.”
“Personal computers were created by some teenagers in garages because the, the wisdom of the computer industry was that people didn't want these little toys on their desk.”
“I have this system where if I buy three or four new things, I give away three or four things. Sometimes, it's a very painful system, but shopping is even better when you know that someone else who needs it will be getting. Keep the clothing karma going, I say.”
“Everybody loves the underdog, and then they take an underdog and make him a hero and they hate him.”
“Life loves the liver of it. You must live and life will be good to you.”
“Accept what you can not change-change that which is unacceptable.”

Source : Jennifer Fallon (2007). “Wolfblade: Book Four of the Hythrun Chronicles”, p.602, Macmillan

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