"Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list."

-- Yakov Smirnoff

#Funny Quotes #Gay Quotes #Men Quotes

“The secret of the master mind is found wholly in the use of imagination.”

Source : Christian D. Larson (2009). “Your Forces and How to Use Them”, p.281, The Floating Press
“The serpentine line, or the line of grace, by its waving and winding at the same time different ways, leads the eye in a pleasing manner along the continuity of its variety.”

Source : William Hogarth (1803). “Anecdotes of Mr. Hogarth: And Explanatory Descriptions of the Plates of Hogarth Restored”
“The models we have, and the standards we are expected to maintain, come to us via heterosexuality as a normative state. Heterosexuality--whatever the current version of that concept happens to be--is unremarkable because it is the standard by which everything else is measured. That is heterosexual privilege.”
“Without madness what is man But a wholesome beast, Postponed corpse that begets?”
“The American people need to know that money is being used effectively because frankly, the nation can't afford careless spending, no matter how well-intentioned.”
“At first, I didn't really care if global warming existed. But then I realized it means that less bums would freeze to death in the winter”
“I think she's brave. I think that nobody has ever believed what she could be capable of. All her life, nobody was listening.”

Source : Lauren DeStefano (2013). “Sever”, p.355, Simon and Schuster
“Freedom can be gained only at the point of an IRA rifle, and I apologize to no one for saying that we support the freedom fighters of the IRA.”

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