"The jewelry stores say, 'Tell your wife you love her with a diamond,' while wives tell you they love you with, 'Ok, but just because it's Valentine's Day.'"

-- George Lopez

#Funny Valentines Day Quotes #Love You Quotes #Wife Quotes

“Appearances are a glimpse of the unseen.”
“I'm from Long Island. Strong Island.”
“Write verse, not poetry. The public wants verse. If you have a talent for poetry, then don't by any means mother it, but try your hand at verse.”
“Many musicians are fabulously skilled at playing the black dots on the printed page, but mystified by how the dots got there in the first place and apprehensive of playing without dots. Music theory does not help here; it teaches rules of the grammar, but not what to say. When people ask me how to improvise, only a little of what I can say is about music. The real story is about spontaneous expression, and it is therefore a spiritual and a psychological story rather than a story about the technique of one art form or another.”
“Not that I ever did anything wrong. I was just aggressive. That's the way I am in my life.”
“Respect People, Inspect Ideas.”
“All the math you need in the stock market you get in the fourth grade.”

Source : Peter Lynch (2012). “One Up On Wall Street: How To Use What You Already Know To Make Money In”, p.49, Simon and Schuster
“Packing is my pet hate.”

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