"I once knew a chap who had a system of just hanging the baby on the clothes line to dry and he was greatly admired by his fellow citizens for having discovered a wonderful innovation on changing a diaper."

-- Damon Runyon

#Baby Quotes #Clothes Quotes #Innovation Quotes

“If I pick up a fiddle, I don't compose on it, so much as I just play whatever.”
“You're in the business - when you're a writer, producer, director - to get ratings.”
“When I don't have anything to say, I don't publish. Rather than posting something that's not very interesting, it's best to wait until you have something that really inspires you and makes you laugh.”

Source : Source: www.interviewmagazine.com
“Hey, have you heard that one about the difference between me, Wit, and my loutish cousin, Hilarity? No? Okay, so I walk into a bar, you see, very unassuming, and order a martini. Then the bartender, Hilarity, hauls off and squirts me in the face with a seltzer bottle, ruining my n ice new camel hair suit, dousing my monocle and my watch fob, soaking my cravat. So, do I let him have what for, and blow my top? I do not. I simply say: Sorry, I believe I said 'very dry'.”
“It is not I that am drawing, it is this thing at the end of my hand.”
“If I'm in danger then it's usually my fault and it's up to me to get myself out of it. I am not in it just to get an adrenalin rush. No way!”
“On days when I do not work, I am working on my image.”

Source : "£1,000 a day for Linda Evangelista? Because she's worth it" by Alexis Petridis, www.theguardian.com. August 04, 2011.
“It makes no difference where you go ...there you are.”

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