Joseph L. Mankiewicz famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

All playwrights should be dead for three hundred years.
-- Joseph L. Mankiewicz

#Years #Three #Hundred
The difference between life and the movies is that a script has to make sense, and life doesn't.
-- Joseph L. Mankiewicz

#Differences #Scripts #Make Sense
There is no such thing as realistic dialogue. If you [simply recorded] the real conversation of any people and played it back from the stage, it would be impossible to listen to. It would be redundant . . . . The good dialogue writer is the one who can give you the impression of real speech.
-- Joseph L. Mankiewicz

#Real #People #Giving
Funny business, a woman's career: the things you drop on the way up the ladder so you can move faster. You forget you'll need them again when you get back to being a woman. It's one career all females have in common, whether we like it or not: being a woman. Sooner or later, we've got to work at it, no matter how many other careers we've had or wanted.
-- Joseph L. Mankiewicz

#Moving #Careers #Matter
So many people know me. I wish I did. I wish someone would tell me about me.
-- Joseph L. Mankiewicz

#People #Wish #Know Me
Please don't look at me as if you had a source of income other than your salary.
-- Joseph L. Mankiewicz

#Money #Class #Salary
[Writers are] the highest paid secretaries in the world.
-- Joseph L. Mankiewicz

#World #Secretary
And Kate Hepburn-God, she's beautiful, God, she plays golf well, God, she can get anyone in the world on the phone, God, she knows what to do all the time, God, she wears clothes well.
-- Joseph L. Mankiewicz

#Beautiful #Golf #Phones
In my last two years in high school, my face was pocked with pimples, I stammered when I spoke; if I made a mistake, I blushed furiously, and when nervous, as I was in the company of girls, I perspired freely.
-- Joseph L. Mankiewicz

#Life #Success #Girl
I am a critic - as essential to the theatre as ants to a picnic.
-- Joseph L. Mankiewicz

#Theatre #Essentials #Picnics
I've been in on the beginning, the rise, peak, collapse and end of the talking picture.
-- Joseph L. Mankiewicz

#Talking #Ends #Collapse
There's nothing as real as money.
-- Joseph L. Mankiewicz

#Real
Every screenwriter worthy of the name has already directed his film when he has written his script.
-- Joseph L. Mankiewicz

#Names #Scripts #Film
I'm not biting my fingernails. I'm biting my knuckles. I finished the fingernails months ago.
-- Joseph L. Mankiewicz

#Knuckles #Biting #Months
I got a job at Metro and went in to see Louis Mayer, who told me he wanted me to be a producer. I said I wanted to write and direct. He said, No, you have to produce first, you have to crawl before you can walk. Which is as good a definition of producing as I ever heard.
-- Joseph L. Mankiewicz

#Jobs #Writing #Definitions

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