"I was a ballerina. I had to quit after I injured a groin muscle. It wasn't mine..."

-- Rita Rudner

#Dance Quotes #Quitting Quotes #Ballerina Quotes

“No team works out teamwork.”
“The worst, most dangerous person to America is clearly Paula Deen. She revels in unholy connections with evil corporations and she's proud of the fact that her food is f---ing bad for you. If I were on at seven at night and loved by millions of people at every age, I would think twice before telling an already obese nation that it's OK to eat food that is killing us. Plus, her food sucks.”
“Solitude is the soul's holiday, an opportunity to stop doing for others and to surprise and delight ourselves instead.”
“Don't bend; don't water it down; don't try to make it logical; don't edit your own soul according to the fashion. Rather, follow your most intense obsessions mercilessly. Only if you do that can you hope to make the reader feel every particle of what you, the writer, have known and feel compelled to share."---Forward to Kafka's Short stories”

Source : Franz Kafka (1995). “The Metamorphosis, In the Penal Colony, and Other Stories”, Random House LLC
“Things ain't like they say they be, but they do!”
“When you inhabit any of these three roles, you're reacting to fear of victimhood, loss of control, or loss of purpose. You're always looking outside yourself, to the people and circumstances of life, for a sense of safety, security, and sanity.”
“I am constantly amazed by man's inhumanity to man.”
“Salute to the Smiling Faces of the 21st Century.”

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