"If I can make a teacher's salary doing comedy, I think that's better than being a teacher."

-- Dave Chappelle

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“Puberty for a girl is like floating down a broadening river into an open sea.”
“My writing is consistently influenced by everything I watched and listened to growing up, so it's just this crazy collage of everything.”

Source : Source: collider.com
“If there is anything worth fearing in the world, it is living in such a way that gives one cause for regret in the end.”

Source : A. C. Grayling (2003). “Meditations for the Humanist: Ethics for a Secular Age”, p.20, Oxford University Press, USA
“I can't think of very many people who work as hard at the craft of songcraft as Gord Downie does. It was life or death. Every syllable was important.”
“India has no reason to be grateful to Mother Teresa”
“Up until now, I had ideas that I wanted to try but didn't have the opportunity to do them.”
“All stories are about wolves. All worth repeating, that is. Anything else is sentimental drivel. All of them? Sure, he says. Think about it. There's escaping from the wolves, fighting the wolves, capturing the wolves, taming the wolves. Being thrown to the wolves, or throwing others to the wolves so the wolves will eat them instead of you. Running with the wolf pack. Turning into a wolf. Best of all, turning into the head wolf. No other decent stories exist.”
“The problem is that modern fundamental physics is so far from you and me. The mathematics has become so much more complicated that you need at least 10 years to understand it. Fundamental physics has advanced so far from the understanding of most people that there is really a big disconnect.”

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