"The best thing about me is there are no skeletons."

-- David Cross

#Skeletons Quotes

“Our EMF meter was jumping off the charts. We found her alarm clock was causing crazy electro-magnetic fields around it. We spent $22.99 on a nice digital clock, and she never saw an apparition again.”
“We are not living in a private world of our own. Everything we say and do and think has its effect on everything around us.”
“I hadn't learned to read by third grade, which wasn't unusual for some kids. I knew something was wrong because I couldn't see or understand the words the way the other kids did. I wasn't the least bit bothered - until I was sent back to the second-grade classroom for reading help after school.”
“I knew absolutely nothing about acting, and had to be taught everything. Some people are born naturals and know how to walk, talk and hold themselves. I didn't and had to learn everything.”
“The President today once again took the opportunity to reiterate his old, failed national security strategies and present them to the American people as new, dynamic ideas intended to better protect the American people.”
“As you can imagine, those who had fallen this far had been so worn down by their tortures in the seven other hells that they no longer had the strength to cry out.”
“I am not what happened to me, I am what I choose to become.”
“A lot of food criticism has a similar flavor to it, and I'm probably going to write about it in a different way.”

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