"Even after the Super Bowl victory of the New Orleans Saints, I have noticed a large number of people implying, with bad jokes, that Cajuns aren't smart. I would like to state for the record that I disagree with that assessment. Anybody that would build a city 5 feet below sea level in a hurricane zone and fill it with Democrats who can't swim is a genius."

-- Larry the Cable Guy

#Smart Quotes #Sea Quotes #Cities Quotes

“What is a harp but an oversized cheese slicer with cultural pretensions?”

Source : Frank Muir, Denis Norden (1984). “The utterly ultimate 'My word!' collection”, Methuen Pub Ltd
“Makin' veterans run for medicine, Cause I put out more lights in a fight than ConEdison.”
“A truly compassionate attitude toward others does not change even if they behave negatively or hurt you.”
“Levity is the lubricant of a crisis. We resort to jokes, pranks and good natured kidding to relieve tension, stress and boredom.”

Source : Ed Buckbee, Wally Schirra (2005). “The Real Space Cowboys”, Collectors Guide Pub
“I always believe it's better to have 30 imaginations working on a project, rather than one imagination telling the other 29 what to do.”
“The brain knows the real secret of seduction, more effective than even music and martinis. Just keep whispering, 'Gee, you are really special' to that sack of water and protein that is a body, and you can get it to do practically anything.”
“A film is not done by one person. It's done by a lot of people. I love this whole collaborative aspect. When it works well, you end up with something better than any of us started out to do.”
“Love is full of imagination.”

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