"She's been on more laps than a napkin."

-- Walter Winchell

#Sarcastic Quotes #Napkins Quotes #Lap Quotes

“To be bound by hungers is a beautiful thing but to be bound by physical hungers only is too low a state for man.”

Source : Meridel Le Sueur (1990). “Harvest song: collected essays and stories”, West End Pr
“Mexico is a country we Americans should be cultivating a positive dialogue about how we work together to make ourselves more secure and more competitive vis-a-vis the rest of the world.”
“Those, however, who saw that one cannot attain wisdom and perennial intellectual life, unless it be given through the gift of grace, and that the goodness of the Almighty God is so great that He hears those who invoke His name, and they gain salvation, became humble, acknowledging that they are ignorant, and directed their life as the life of one desiring eternal wisdom. And that is the life of the virtuous, who proceed in the desire for the other life, which is commended by the saints.”
“Those who would practice magic must be scrupulously honest in their personal lives. In one sense, magic works on the principle that 'it is so because I say it is so.' For words to take on such force, you must be deeply and completely convinced that it is identified with truth as you know it. To a person who practices honesty and keeps commitments, 'As I will, so mote it be' is not just a pretty phrase; it is a statement of fact.”
“Golf is a game, and talk and discussion is all to the interests of the game. Anything that keeps the game alive and prevents us being bored with it is an advantage. Anything that makes us think about it, talk about it, and dream about it is all to the good and prevents the game becoming dead.”
“Innovation is hard to schedule.”
“I may be crazy but I'd never smash someone's ankles in because I loved them so much. Compassion runs deep in my blood.”

Source : Source: blogs.indiewire.com
“If you knew you had to fight for your life tomorrow, would you change your training today?”

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