"Spend at least one Mother's Day with your respective mothers before you decide on marriage. If a man gives his mother a gift certificate for a flu shot, dump him."

-- Erma Bombeck

#Mother Quotes #Men Quotes #Giving Quotes

“I could quite happily run a florist or a bake shop.”
“I was selling real estate at the time, in Pacific Palisades, California, so imagine that: getting a note and a bottle of champagne from Jack Nicholson when I'd barely made a dime as an actor. It really kept me going.”

Source : Source: www.avclub.com
“I'm not Lisa, my name is Julie.”

Source : Song: I'm Not Lisa, Album: I'm Jessi Colter
“Here's the problem. Most people are thinking about what they don't want, and they're wondering why it shows up over and over again.”

Source : FaceBook post by John Assaraf from Mar 06, 2014
“I always wanted to be an actor and I'd never dreamt that not only would I be able to do this for a living, but also on top of that I'd be able to choose and steer the course of my own career.”
“I love solving the problems of having groups work together and removing barriers. But to actually turn around and be in the center of that is an awkward place to be.”

Source : Source: www.pbs.org
“The past is such a subtle thing. [But] in the end, nothing else exists, everything is made of the past, even the future.”
“Each day, I would feel new wisdom and new intuition and I would follow that. Most everything I was doing was coming from that voice in my heart, which was affirmed by the ancient texts.”

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