"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing."

-- Mark Twain

#Good Life Quotes #Inspiration Quotes #Humor Quotes

“It's very rare that a character comes to mind complete in himself. He needs additional traits that I often pick from actual people. One way you can cover your tracks is to change the sex.”
“I hope people get genuine joy from our music.”
“To inform, and, therefore to reconnoitre , this is the first and constant duty of the advanced guard.”

Source : Ferdinand Foch (1920). “The Principles of War”
“While the happy couple are enjoying the thrill of the rose garden, the in-laws are saying that they are just not right for each other. We keep telling them that they cannot pay couples to stay together, and it is clear that it will take more than a three-quid-a-week tax break to keep this marriage together.”

Source : House of Commons Debates, publications.parliament.uk. May 25, 2010.
“Villains are often attractive.”

Source : "Do you think I'm sexy?". www.theguardian.com. February 8, 1999.
“As long as I live, I will never forget that day 21 years ago when I raised my hand and took the oath of citizenship. Do you know how proud I was? I was so proud that I walked around with an American flag around my shoulders all day long.”
“Taylor Swift is super charming. Damn you Swift.”
“The final end of abortion in America will come when every human being begins to appreciate his own life as a gift from God and the lives of those entrusted to his care as the true blessings they are.Â A culture that affirms life will not practice contraception nor will it murder its progeny.”

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