"My liveliness is based on an incredible fear of death. In order to keep death at bay, I do a lot of "Yah! Yah! Yah!" And death says, "All right. He's too noisy and busy. I'll wait for someone who's sitting quietly, half asleep.""

-- Mel Brooks

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“It is not our circumstances that create our discontent or contentment. It is us.”
“I look up at the night sky, and I know that, yes, we are part of this Universe, we are in this Universe, but perhaps more important than both of those facts is that the Universe is in us. When I reflect on that fact, I look upâ€”many people feel small, because theyâ€™re small and the Universe is big, but I feel big, because my atoms came from those stars.”

Source : "Neil DeGrasse Tyson on the most astounding fact in the universe" by Elizabeth Flock, www.washingtonpost.com. March 5, 2012.
“You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal.”
“A politician without money for advertising is out of luck. They are not taken seriously.”
“Were there open gays and lesbians before the West started influencing Russia? No, there weren't. In fact, the most out person in the country, until recently, was me. I turned gay in America. I was a nice Soviet fourteen-year-old when I left, and I came back a lesbian.”
“Every failure contains valuable data that will point you in the right direction.”
“Crusaders have just f-ked me over what a bas-rd joke, excuse my language I'm absolutely furious.”
“When we send Love in response to hate, we become spiritual alchemists.”

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