"Adolescence: The stage between puberty and adultery."

-- Ambrose Bierce

#Cynical Quotes #Adultery Quotes #Stage Quotes

“In airplanes you have a choice between chocolate and vanilla. One year could be vanilla or it could be chocolate. I don't attach any relevance to which one.”
“I'm thankful there are children watching at home who can finally relate to a new Miss America.”

Source : "Nina Davuluri Becomes First Miss America of Indian Heritage". Press conference in Atlantic City, people.com. September 16, 2013.
“The celebration of one success launches a thousand more.”

Source : Adrian Gostick, Chester Elton (2012). “The Carrot Principle: How the Best Managers Use Recognition to Engage Their Employees, Retain Talent, and Dirve Performance”, p.172, Simon and Schuster
“I wrote a thirty-second song that I couldn't finish for a year.”
“The most exciting mobile trend is full Qwerty keyboards. I'm sorry, it really is. I'm not making this up.”

Source : "RIM chiefs Mike Lazaridis and Jim Balsillie's best quotes" by Charles Arthur, www.theguardian.com. June 29, 2012.
“So if there were a container of contaminated urine, and somehow it managed to find its way to someplace a lot of damage could be done. Someone comes up to a lab worker. He knows heâ€™s got the urine. â€˜How would you like to have a million dollars?â€™ â€¦ Such things have been known to happen.”
“Contrary to general opinion, women are not so sentimental as men, but are much more hardheaded.”
“Live as long as you may, the first twenty years are the longest half of your life. They appear so while they are passing; they seem to have been so when we look back on them; and they take up more room in our memory than all the years that succeed them.”

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