"Like every human we have to categorize ourselves, so you kind of start to build a mythos 'cause I had no information about [ biological mother]. So you have to build a mythos around yourself. And so my mythos included me not being wanted or me being a wretched person, which is just great fertilizer for comedy."

-- Keegan-Michael Key

#Mother Quotes #Comedy Quotes #Kind Quotes

“Youâ€™ve claimed me, little firecracker. You kicked a pair of two hundred pound menâ€™s asses. I will never get over that. You kicked my ***** out. Pete told me. You staked your claim on me, even before you realized Iâ€™d staked mine already.â€ He fists my hair and pulls me close to his lips. â€œIâ€™m yours now â€¦ Even if I screw this up, Iâ€™ll still be your screw-up.”
“The amateur software engineer is always in search of magic.”

Source : Grady Booch, Robert Maksimchuk, Michael Engle, Jim Conallen, Kelli Houston (2007). “Object-Oriented Analysis and Design with Applications”, p.339, Pearson Education
“I'd just say the flies get bigger in the summertime. I guess the flies are buzzing.”
“If life isn't about human beings and living in harmony, then I don't know what it's about.”
“From the inside looking out you can never see how it looks from the outside looking in.”

Source : Source: www.interviewmagazine.com
“I've worked really hard. I could go and by a really expensive watch, but I don't. I still have an allowance and I stick to it. I never go over it and I always put a bit of money away to save.”

Source : Source: www.mirror.co.uk
“If we cannot meet our everyday surroundings with equanimity and pleasure and grow each day in some useful direction, then... life is on the road toward misfortune, misery and destruction.”
“A new report found that Facebook has created more than 450,000 jobs. Unfortunately, photos posted on Facebook have ended 550,000 jobs.”

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