"Millions of Americans own dogs, because they are good-natured, simple, and easily amused. I am referring here to the Americans. The dogs are not exactly Mensa members either, but they definitely make better pets than tropical fish."

-- Dave Barry

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“If Al Gore had allowed us and if the Florida Supreme Court had not intervened and rewritten the law, which theyre not supposed to do, we could have certified, which is a mere procedural action, and then after that, they could have petitioned any justice for a recount statewide with uniform standards.”

Source : "Katherine Harris Unhappy With 'Recount'". "Hannity & Colmes", www.foxnews.com. June 3, 2008.
“I think one of the worst things people can do is try and fight the people they've agreed to work with.”
“It's so bad I could putt off a tabletop and still leave the ball halfway down the leg.”
“Now as far as the organization selling drugs, no. Individuals selling drugs is something else.”
“I think that as Christians we need to walk the delicate balance between standing in opposition to same-sex marriages and yet showing that we can do that without becoming angry or hateful.”

Source : Source: www.christianpost.com
“I like ... what I characterize as more built-to-last ideas rather than built-to-flip ideas.”
“Whilst child abuse may be committed behind closed doors, it should never be swept under the carpet.”

Source : "Jury clears judge of libelling mother in 'misery memoir'" by Rachel Williams, www.theguardian.com. December 1, 2008.
“Gays feel about popularity the same way teenage girls do. Is it that we really want friends we can count on, or do we just want guys around us whom we can share our curlers with?”

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