"If everyone had a dad like mine, no one would have sex tapes."

-- Tina Fey

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“Performance is always oriented towards a spectator, towards an imagined audience and I was thinking who is their imagined audience?”

Source : "Filmmaker Interview". "POV", www.pbs.org. October 6, 2014.
“Never try to be funny right before people are about to masturbate.”

Source : "Greg Walloch Comedian, Storyteller, and Eat Your Words Host". Interview with Robert Piper, www.marandapleasantmedia.com. January 27, 2015.
“Is is seldom possible to say of the medievals that they *always* did one thing and *never* another; they were marvelously inconsistent.”

Source : Thomas Cahill (2010). “Mysteries of the Middle Ages: And the Beginning of the Modern World”, p.97, Anchor
“Under our plan you can build wealth, even if you don't have a dollar to spare.”
“Injustice anywhere is injustice everywhere.”
“Mothers tend to encourage their sons to run away and romp.... Mothers of little boys often complain that "There's no controlling him." "He's all over the place...." The complaints are tinged with more than a little pride at the boy's marvelous independence and masculine bravado. It's almost as though the mother enjoyed being overwhelmed by her spectacular conquering hero.”
“Quitters don't win and winners don't quit.”
“Just because your voice reaches halfway around the world doesn't mean you are wiser than when it reached only to the end of the bar.”

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