"I'm 47, my girlfriend's 33; she's 14 years younger than me, back of the net!"

-- Steve Coogan

#Funny Quotes #Girlfriend Quotes #Years Quotes

“I wouldn't mind having another shot at doing comedy, but I'm not sure that's the way I'd want to go.”

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“You can't click through a book, you can't hyperlink and jump out of it. It requires a little bit more of a regular engagement.”
“I was always told that Hoosier came from when settlers in the state, when a stranger came on their property they'd say, "Who's there? Who's there?" So people that were from Indiana were the people that said "Who's there?" But what do I know? I don't read or interact with people outside the Internet.”
“Sex is... perfectly natural. It's something that's pleasurable. It's enjoyable and it enhances a relationship. So why don't we learn as much as we can about it and become comfortable with ourselves as sexual human beings because we are all sexual?”
“My own mother always taught me that fairness was a family value - I think equal pay is about fairness for everyone.”
“Every word, every image, is leased and mortgaged,”
“I've been so ridiculous all my life that a little bit more or a little bit less hardly matters now.”
“The voice of America has no undertones or overtones in it. It repeats its optimistic catchwords in a tireless monologue that has the slightly metallic sound of a gramophone.”

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