"I don't need no stool and mike stand. I don't need all of that to be funny. I've been funny my whole life. This is a gift God gave me. I spread love wherever I'm at. I'm like Marvin Gaye."

-- Tracy Morgan

#Needs Quotes #Stools Quotes #Whole Life Quotes

“Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before.”

Source : Mignon McLaughlin (2014). “Aperçus: The Aphorisms of Mignon McLaughlin”, p.33, BookBaby
“Desserts are like mistresses. They are bad for you. So if you are having one, you might as well have two.”
“It seems to me of great importance to teach children respect for life.”
“But there'll be plenty of room on Earth then because right now, what is it?-Only one-fifth of the Earth's surface is land, right? Whereas then there will be no more sea, it'll all be land, seas will be gone. The seas are the World's great septic tanks, its great cesspools, where all the waste of the World drains off into the sea.”
“Life is a mixed blessing, which we vainly try to unmix.”
“Fame is that which is known to exist by the echo of its footsteps through congenial minds.”
“I was extravagant in the matter of cameras - anything photographic - I had to have the best. But that was to further my work. In most things I have gone along with the plainest - or without.”
“Mother love is invariably held sacred, as it should be, but why has father love never had its due?”

Source : Mabel Osgood Wright (1901). “The garden of a commuter's wife”

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